I would reply to this response in a more Berry-esque fashion, but I’m afraid I have much more better things to do and take care of. I’m not exactly sure what your little goal in speaking to me on a regular basis about moisturizing, how much better of a musician and performer you are than my own self, and even stooping so low to criticize my education and experience in show-choir is in this online occasion, when we both know who’s name is going to show up in lights in the very close future and I’m terribly sorry it won’t be yours, but indeed my own. Anywho, I have an audition for a new and original musical in about a couple of hours, so I apologize if I can’t continue our bitter chat for now and have to go practice for a character I would portray in a light I hope the directors can see. I’ll see you at the premiere for the Open, Kurt.
I’m giving you these moisturizing talks, because I believe that your T-Zone is dangerously dry, and I can’t help but try to fix it. My name already has been in lights, and it will be again, right after the band has it’s first big gig, and I can help the band from a distance.
Your audition will probably go down the toilet, just like the rest of your career has. The directors will see that you T-Zone is dry, and will see that the character you wish to portray would never have such a dry T-Zone. By premiere for Open, we must be talking about the premiere to my Broadway show, which is opening this upcoming season.
I’ll have you know that I’ve been working in a long trail of rather momentous musical shows that you wouldn’t even recognize, if even be cast into the community. I’m probably the most hard-working young starlet you’ll ever come across, Kurt, and I can promise you my big break will certainly arrive once all of the regular and common hopefuls in the Broadway crowd here get out of my way, you being the perfect example for this equation. Lastly, I’ll also note that I have a very affective morning routine that consists of moisturization as a main contribution to how healthy skin can be shown on a stage and also on the outside street of Los Angeles. So, tell me, do you have a bone to pick today because you finally realized that a disastrous clothing taste is most likely better to be changed, Mr. Hummel? Because if we were discussing such an easy task to complete, I can help you out on a much more personal level.
Please, I know every show that’s ever had a Broadway run since the early 1900’s. Sorry Rachel, but I’m the hardest working young starlet that you’ll ever see, don’t try to flatter your self. I am not one of those common fame hopefuls that you’re talking about, I was asked to be in the upcoming Peter Pan revival, but I turned down the offer do to other inquires. Only a morning routine? I have three different skin routines that I spread out throughout the day. Also, you are using extremley big words, which is saying something because I have read the Webster’s Dictionary ten time to this day.
Oh god!- What happened to your face Rachel? SCARRED FOR LIFE
Kurt! The change in make-up style and the frighteningly large hair was for a recent community production musical that I took part in as a minor role. What else could be an explainable reason for me to indulge in that state of horror?
Of course if you were in a production, you would be a minor role. Psh, I would have been the lead, as per-usual! I don’t know, maybe you enjoy dressing up as your inner zombie/hobbit/troll self. Or maybe you, god forbid, got up and didn’t do a rigorous moisturizing routine.
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