The Kurt Hummel

kurtxfierce started following you

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 21:36:50 -0500

aboy-likethat:

Just come over. I’ll be outside.

Fine, but I can’t Tumbl and drive

kurtxfierce started following you

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 21:24:26 -0500

aboy-likethat:

Mean Girls quotes are the best.

-points to mouse ears- Duh.

Of course they are, don’t be silly!

kurtxfierce started following you

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 21:15:22 -0500

aboy-likethat:

Now you’re just screwing with me.

Fine, now I’m on my way! But you better be waiting to get in my car, otherwise I going to yell ‘Get In We’re Going Shopping Loser’ at you

kurtxfierce started following you

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 21:10:14 -0500

aboy-likethat:

Oh my god, just get your ass over here so we can go you diva

How can I get in my drive to your house, if I can’t find my Hairspray CD to listen to on the way?

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Fri, 22 Jun 2012 20:59:46 -0500

kurtxfierce started following you

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 20:56:08 -0500

aboy-likethat:

…this is true. Go out to dinner, then movies at my place?

As long as don’t watch any of the ‘Saw’ movies, or anything described as ‘Horror/Thriller’

kurtxfierce started following you

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 20:46:58 -0500

aboy-likethat:

Psh, if I didn’t pick on you, something would be wrong. Just like you tease me about my curly hair. Seriously, want to hang out?

Fine, as long as we don’t go to a bar, because if we did, you would mock me for ordering Shirley Temples, like you always do.

kurtxfierce started following you

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 20:36:55 -0500

aboy-likethat:

Oh, should I be manly? Oh, hello, Kurt Hummel, who I call my friend and who should hang out with me later.

That was better, even though you were mocking me….

kurtxfierce started following you

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 20:29:56 -0500

aboy-likethat:

Hey bess frieeeeeen!

That was a bit too gay Blainers, and that’s coming from me.

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Tue, 19 Jun 2012 15:10:09 -0500

goldenberryy: I would reply to this response in a more...

Thu, 14 Jun 2012 21:59:00 -0500

goldenberryy:

I would reply to this response in a more Berry-esque fashion, but I’m afraid I have much more better things to do and take care of. I’m not exactly sure what your little goal in speaking to me on a regular basis about moisturizing, how much better of a musician and performer you are than my own self, and even stooping so low to criticize my education and experience in show-choir is in this online occasion, when we both know who’s name is going to show up in lights in the very close future and I’m terribly sorry it won’t be yours, but indeed my own. Anywho, I have an audition for a new and original musical in about a couple of hours, so I apologize if I can’t continue our bitter chat for now and have to go practice for a character I would portray in a light I hope the directors can see. I’ll see you at the premiere for the Open, Kurt.

I’m giving you these moisturizing talks, because I believe that your T-Zone is dangerously dry, and I can’t help but try to fix it. My name already has been in lights, and it will be again, right after the band has it’s first big gig, and I can help the band from a distance.

Your audition will probably go down the toilet, just like the rest of your career has. The directors will see that you T-Zone is dry, and will see that the character you wish to portray would never have such a dry T-Zone. By premiere for Open, we must be talking about the premiere to my Broadway show, which is opening this upcoming season.

goldenberryy: I’ll have you know that I’ve been working in a...

Thu, 14 Jun 2012 16:21:56 -0500

goldenberryy:

I’ll have you know that I’ve been working in a long trail of rather momentous musical shows that you wouldn’t even recognize, if even be cast into the community. I’m probably the most hard-working young starlet you’ll ever come across, Kurt, and I can promise you my big break will certainly arrive once all of the regular and common hopefuls in the Broadway crowd here get out of my way, you being the perfect example for this equation. Lastly, I’ll also note that I have a very affective morning routine that consists of moisturization as a main contribution to how healthy skin can be shown on a stage and also on the outside street of Los Angeles. So, tell me, do you have a bone to pick today because you finally realized that a disastrous clothing taste is most likely better to be changed, Mr. Hummel? Because if we were discussing such an easy task to complete, I can help you out on a much more personal level.

Please, I know every show that’s ever had a Broadway run since the early 1900’s. Sorry Rachel, but I’m the hardest working young starlet that you’ll ever see, don’t try to flatter your self. I am not one of those common fame hopefuls that you’re talking about, I was asked to be in the upcoming Peter Pan revival, but I turned down the offer do to other inquires. Only a morning routine? I have three different skin routines that I spread out throughout the day. Also, you are using extremley big words, which is saying something because I have read the Webster’s Dictionary ten time to this day.

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Tue, 12 Jun 2012 11:58:12 -0500

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kurtxfierce: Oh god!- What happened to your face Rachel?...

Mon, 11 Jun 2012 20:35:06 -0500

kurtxfierce:

Oh god!- What happened to your face Rachel? SCARRED FOR LIFE

Kurt! The change in make-up style and the frighteningly large hair was for a recent community production musical that I took part in as a minor role. What else could be an explainable reason for me to indulge in that state of horror?

Of course if you were in a production, you would be a minor role. Psh, I would have been the lead, as per-usual! I don’t know, maybe you enjoy dressing up as your inner zombie/hobbit/troll self. Or maybe you, god forbid, got up and didn’t do a rigorous moisturizing routine.

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Mon, 11 Jun 2012 20:26:26 -0500

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Sat, 09 Jun 2012 08:19:21 -0500

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Sat, 09 Jun 2012 08:19:14 -0500

fuckyeahevansandgosling:

Chris Evans sleeping faces appreciation post.

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Sat, 09 Jun 2012 08:19:06 -0500

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Sat, 09 Jun 2012 08:19:00 -0500

Text ➜ to Blaine Anderson

Fri, 08 Jun 2012 12:56:07 -0500

Kurt: Hey, Baby McStuffins(: